We already did the homework. All of it.

The tasks no one ever told you to do —
already figured out for you.

“Hi, dad? …How do I actually do this?”

Tell Hi, Dad where you're at in life and we'll guide you. We've already mapped the exact tasks, deadlines, and hidden steps that apply to you — then Dad texts you before they slip. It isn't a to-do list you fill in. It's the one you never knew existed.

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The Unfair Advantage

You answer 4 questions.
We hand you the list you were missing.

You tell us
28 Florida Owns a car Just bought a condo
Dad already knew
  • File your FL homestead exemption before March 1
  • Get an HO-6 condo policy — standard homeowners won't cover you
  • Re-key every exterior lock this week
  • Rotate your tires — you're near the mileage

No two lists are the same. That's the whole point.

The Killer Feature

It doesn't just list your tasks.
It texts you first.

👨
Dad
Hey kiddo — your passport renewal window opens next month. Want a hand with it?
ugh yes. also I keep forgetting to book a dentist 🥲
On it. Found 3 well-rated dentists near you. Want me to add "book dentist appointment" for this Friday?
yes please 🙏
Done — it's on your list. Proud of you, kiddo.

You know that mental load of remembering what you're forgetting? We carry it now. Dad (or Mom — pick your team) watches your deadlines, texts you before things slip, and actually helps you get them done.

  • Proactive — reaches out before deadlines, not after
  • Conversational — "I did it" checks the task off
  • Helpful — finds nearby services and adds next steps
  • Two personas, one app: Hi, Dad? and Hey, Mom?

The Problem

Nobody hands you a manual.
They just hand you a pile-up.

Stuff falls through the cracks —
not because you're a mess,
but because half of adulthood is just knowing the hidden steps.

tiny recurring tasks your brain is somehow expected to remember forever
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place to finally keep the life admin, reminders, frameworks, and “wait, was I supposed to do that?” stuff

The Life OS

Start with the basics.
Then level up your life admin.

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Level 1 · Always on

Existing

The bare-minimum life admin nobody warns you about — renewing documents, paying taxes, managing insurance, and the government-adjacent stuff that loves a deadline. Everyone starts here.

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Level 2 · Unlock by finishing your starter tutorial

Stable Adult

The recurring life stuff that keeps everything functioning — bills, appointments, home, vehicle, and the routines that stop chaos from quietly piling up. Baseline your basics and it unlocks.

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Level 3 · Unlocks with Stable Adult

Adult Maxing

The extra layer nobody teaches you: optimization, preparedness, and the tiny systems that make life smoother — TSA PreCheck, digital ID backups, emergency folders, annual life audits.

Progress & Rewards

Adulting should count
for something.

🔥 12-day streak

Streaks

Keep recurring tasks alive — oil changes, dental cleanings, renewals, filters. The boring stuff becomes a streak worth protecting.

🔓 Mode unlocked

Unlocks

Level up your Life OS. Finish your basics to unlock Stable Adult, then Adult Maxing — new modes and tasks open up as you go.

🎁 Real perks

Real rewards

Consistency turns into real-world value — perks and rewards from aligned partners, because being the on-time adult should actually pay off.

Identity Modes

Because adulting looks different
depending on who you are.

One app. Two energies. Zero judgment — turn on whatever you want, whoever you are. Gender never locks a single mode.

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The Traveler

For the people who would like to stop remembering travel logistics at the airport gate, respectfully.

  • Passport, TSA PreCheck, Global Entry, and ID reminders
  • Travel toiletries, backup cards, chargers, adapters, and documents
  • Pre-trip checklists that reduce chaos before wheels up
Coming Soon

Pawrents

The invisible recurring stuff that comes with loving a tiny creature that depends on you for everything — appointments, meds, grooming, food, and the emergencies they can’t tell you about.

  • Pet care routines, vet appointments, and supply restocks
  • Medication schedules, grooming, training, and pet insurance
  • Systems for tracking pet needs alongside your own
More Modes

Built to expand.

Start with the systems you need now. Add more modes and frameworks as life gets more complicated, because naturally, it will.

  • First-Time Homebuyer
  • New Parent
  • Digital Nomad
  • Military PCS
  • The Freelancer
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Just A Girl

The invisible maintenance layer of being a woman — from women’s health and refills to skincare, beauty, and the “how do I remember all this?” stuff.

  • Basic care: annual appointments, prescriptions, cycle prep, insurance
  • Maintenance: hair, nails, skincare, product refills, makeup expiration
  • Maxing: Botox/filler cadence, polished routines, beauty admin systems
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The Socialite

Your social infrastructure, managed — because keeping your people close shouldn't live in your head.

  • Gift preferences, upcoming weddings & showers, outfit lead-times
  • Hosting timelines, thank-you notes, holiday card logistics
  • Recurring "check in with a friend" nudges
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The Beauty Guru

Routines, appointments, and the upkeep nobody schedules — until now.

  • Skincare cadence, brush cleaning, product expiry audits
  • Hair, derm, and beauty appointments on autopilot
  • Restock reminders before you run out, not after

Life Event Frameworks

When life changes,
you get a game plan.

Bigger transitions come with hidden steps, deadlines, and annoying details. Hi, Dad? turns them into guided frameworks so you know what to do, what order to do it in, and what not to miss.

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Buying a Home 🔑

Stage-aware: tell it where you are — searching, under contract, or closed — and the right tasks appear at the right moment.

  • Pre-approval, credit pulls, and closing-cost math before you fall in love with a house
  • Inspection windows, title insurance shopping, wire-fraud verification, HOA estoppels
  • The post-close list nobody tells you: re-key the locks, file your homestead exemption on time
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Moving 📦

State-aware: tell it where you're leaving, where you're landing, and how you'll live — the checklist adapts.

  • Update your address, mail forwarding, DMV, and voter registration
  • Transfer utilities, subscriptions, insurance, and local services
  • State-specific catches — like California's exit-year tax rules
Coming Soon

New Job

  • Enroll in benefits before the window closes
  • Set up 401k, payroll, W-4, equipment, and insurance changes
  • Remember the weird HR admin no one mentions until too late
Coming Soon

First Apartment

  • Set up utilities, renters insurance, Wi-Fi, and deposits
  • Document move-in condition and track lease details
  • Build the “oh wow I need a plunger” essentials list

Tell us about your life.
We’ll build the system.

No more 14 tabs open. No more “wait, was I supposed to do that already?” Hi, Dad? uses a smart intake form to turn your life context into recurring tasks, reminders, and frameworks you can actually follow.

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Answer a few smart questions

Start with simple context like age range, state, home, car, and the systems you want turned on. No 40-question personality quiz. We are adults, not applying for a mortgage.

“I own a car, rent an apartment, and want help remembering the stuff I always forget.”
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Get your Life Admin OS

Hi, Dad? generates the tasks that fit your life — what to do, when to do it, why it matters, and what goes sideways if you skip it.

Not just “renew passport.” More like: when, why, where to start, and how not to discover it expired at the airport.
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Stay consistent over time

Track progress, get reminders, build streaks, and stop relying on your brain to carry 27 invisible errands at once. One thing at a time.

Because adulthood is somehow 80% logistics and 20% pretending you knew that already.
Made for anyone tired of being their own unpaid life-admin assistant: Overwhelmed young adults ADHD & executive dysfunction Optimizers People in transition

The long game: publish your own Life Mode.

Every mode in Hi, Dad? runs on the same engine — variables, rules, tasks, reminders. That engine is going to open up.

Skincare coaches publish skin-cycling modes. Accountants publish freelancer tax modes. Immigration lawyers publish visa modes. You build the checklist once, people adopt it, you get paid.

Build a ModePublish itPeople adopt itYou earn

“Okay... I can actually do this.”

Stop panic-Googling.
Start handling it.

We're letting in the first 50 Founding Fathers — the crew who gets in early and helps shape what everyone else eventually uses.

50 spots. No spam, no weird funnel — just you, us, and the rough edges we're smoothing together.